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If you’re like me, you have at least one relative who is just nuts about Sudoku.  I have several.  Although I’ve gotten all of them Sudoku books on occasion, the “Beware, I Know Sudoku” T-Shirt would also make a great gift (to mix things up a little).  I can just picture my 51-year-old mother wearing this t-shirt out on her day off and jabbering with half the older ladies she meets about how funny it is, and how awesome Sudoku is.  Then, of course, they’ll all talk about what difficulty level of puzzles they prefer while bored companions tune out the conversation.

So there you have it – a slogan t-shirt that not only makes a great gift, but it brings people together.  Does it get any better than that?

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Years ago when I was a kid, there was a TV show called Square One TV, and that show contained a mini-show called “Mathnet”.  Mathnet was all about solving crimes with math (sort of like a predecessor Numb3rs, but for kids).  I can still clearly remember my favorite episode, which involved a parrot and the Fibonacci sequence.

For those who never learned it, the Fibonacci sequence is a sequence of numbers that starts with 0 and 1, and the next number in the sequence is always the sum of the previous two.  So, it starts off with 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, and so on.  I love the Fibonacci: Easy as 1, 1, 2, 3 t-shirt because it’s kind of an inside joke among people nerdy enough to remember their math education.

You can get the Fibonacci Sequence T-Shirt (and a lot of other cool slogan t-shirts) at SuperGoodTees.

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I’ll admit, it took me a second to get the “I Mustache You A Question” Shirt.  I read, “I Mustache You a Question,” but it wasn’t until the “But I’ll Shave it For Later” part that the first half really sunk in.  I love that in a shirt.

I also love the old-timey barbershop feel of the I Mustache You a Question Shirt.  It makes me think of ghost towns and grizzled sheriffs and showdowns at high noon.  What about you? Would you wear it?  Keep in mind, the I Mustache You a Question Shirt comes in both men’s t-shirts and women’s t-shirts.   I wouldn’t recommend gifting it to a woman with a mustache, though.  Stick with the hair-free, as they’re less apt to be sensitive to the topic.

• Funny Pop Culture T-Shirts

It all started with Anne Rice.  That saucy old gal brought vampires back in vogue in a huge way when her book, Interview With a Vampire, was released as a movie.  Since then, it’s been a steady stream of vampire books and movies, and that trend has peaked in recent years with shows like True Blood and movies/books like the Twilight Series and Amanda Hocking’s best-selling Kindle books.

So yes, I’m sick of vampires.  Aren’t you?  I thought zombies might be our salvation, but lately they’ve been overdoing that, too.

Anyway, that explains why I so love the Orange You Sick of Vampires Yet Shirt seen below.  Unfortunately, it’s only available in ladies’ sizing, but for those of us with lady parts, it’s a cute wardrobe option for going to school, working out, or running errands.  I do not, however, recommend wearing the Orange You Sick of Vampires T-Shirt to a local Twilight showing.  Unless you like being accosted by angry teenage girls and 20-30something housewives.

Orange You Sick Of Vampires T-Shirt
Price: $24.5
Orange You Sick Of Vampires Yet Shirt

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I’m about to say something awful.  Don’t leave, though.  It gets better.   And yes, we’ll get to the Festivus shirt part of the discussion soon enough.

I don’t like Seinfeld.

Ok, there. I said it. It’s not the writing, though.  The writing isn’t lacking at all, and the whole Festivus thing is hilarious.  I do get sick of all the “Happy Holidays” and “Merry Christmas” arguments.  I get tired of worrying I’m going to offend someone by being too sensitive or not sensitive enough.  After all, isn’t the whole point of the season to celebrate love and peace and all that crap?

So yes, I think Festivus is just swell.  Fun fact, though – there’s actually a “real Festivus” and a “Seinfeld Festivus”.  One of the Seinfeld screenwriters was the son of the guy who created Festivus, and you can buy his family’s book about the real deal.

If you’re anything like me, though, you’d rather wear it than read about it.  I found this Festivus Shirt browsing around this week and I thought it was a good summary of the holiday, in shirt form.

Festivus Shirt – Order a size larger than normal, as shirts here run a little small.

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These days everybody’s rocking some internet meme shirt.  In this post, though, I want to take it back a few years and feature some serious 90s awesomeness.  Everybody remembers the Tim Allen show Home Improvement, right?  And of course, if you watched the show, you remember the strange tool company, Binford Tools, that funded Tim Taylor’s show Tool Time.  Somehow, Tim Taylor managed to use Binford tools to cause more damage than the average slasher film bad guy – yet nobody ever died.  Ohhhh, you have to love the TV magic.

The Binford Tools Shirt is a perfect gift for any child of the 80s and 90s – and it’s an even better gift for your favorite ill-fated handyman.  And while you’re shopping, enjoy the clip below where Tim and Al introduce the latest Binford tool.

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If you’ve ever seen The Big Lebowski, you probably remember the famous “The Dude Abides” line.  If you haven’t seen the movie, I’ve included a clip at the end of this post for your viewing pleasure.

Movie t-shirts are always fun.  They’re a great way to show off your favorite films, but they’re even better for finding other people who have seen the film (or who haven’t, as you’ll see when people express confusion about your clothes).  The lettering on “The Dude Abides” Shirt is perfect, and it will totally put you in mind of that epic country-style mustache.  The dude abides.

The Dude Abides T-Shirt
Price: $19.95
The Dude Abides Shirt. Our soft 100% cotton t-shirts make great gifts. Most tees are slightly fitted, so size up for more room.

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If you’ve ever watched the hilarious British comedy The IT Crowd, you’re probably very familiar with the line “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”  In case you’re not familiar with it, the show focuses on 3 young people who work together in the IT department of a generic corporation in England.  Two of the guys are geeks,  forever put out by the incompetence of everyone else who tries to use a computer.  The remaining employee is a ditzy red headed woman who’s constantly getting herself in trouble.

Anyway, I love the Have You Tried Turning it Off and On Again t-shirt because it immortalizes the famous IT Crowd line (as seen below in the video).  It’s simple and not overly flashy, but absolutely hysterical to those in the know.

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I officially adore this t-shirt.  A lot of shirts make me laugh, but only a select few make me bookmark them for further consideration and possible purchase.  The headline itself is funny enough – “Hedgehogs – Why Don’t They Just Share the Hedge?”  It takes a second to sink in, and when it finally clicks in your head, you want to groan.  Then, you see the picture of the adorable little hedgehog saying, “No,” and the total effect is a fantastic mixture of “Awww” and “Groan”.

The “Hedgehogs – Why Don’t They Just Share the Hedge” T-Shirt is available as a hoodie, or as a t-shirt in cuts for guys, girls, or kids.  It comes in a very vibrant, flattering shade of kelly green.

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Red Ring of Death.  The phrase is enough to strike fear into the heart of any Xbox360 owner.  Granted, Microsoft will fix most RROD units – but it’s still scary, especially the thought of it happening after the free repair period.   For those who have had multiple red ring of death issues, the site of the Xbox Red Ring of Death T-Shirt is sure to conjure up painful memories.  Of course, it could also be a good way to bond with a fellow gaming addict in the real world.  Wearing the shirt, they’ll have an easy opening line and the two of you can commiserate.

The Red Ring of Death T-Shirt only comes in a male cut, but as you can see from the photo, it looks pretty darn cute on the ladies, too. If you buy 4 t-shirts, your shipping here is free.

Xbox Red Ring of Death T-Shirt

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