T-Shirts Make Me Funny - Funny T-Shirts for All Your Self-Expression Needs

It’s been a few weeks now since the first stores started putting out Christmas products, so that means we’re still a few weeks away from the beginning of the holiday season for everyone normal.  For those of you who’d like to get a head start on things, I’ve found the perfect t-shirt – The Santa Claus T-Shirt.  Although the picture below shows it on a woman, they do have a mens’ version, too (order large so you don’t end up looking like the guy in the picture on their site!!)

Now, I wouldn’t call this a very authentic Santa experience, but the Santa T-Shirt should be more than enough to crack up friends, family, or coworkers.  Bonus points if you go slutty with it and add lace leggings and hooker makeup.

Christmas Party Funny Holiday T Shirt
Price: $19.97
This Funny Christmas party shirt goes best with a tall glass of eggnog and some mistletoe. Attributes – Free Returns & Exchanges- Printed and Shipped in Los Angeles, CA- High Quality Cotton – Size Chart

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If you’ve ever used Google AdWords and watched your account get slapped, you may not be totally on board with this t-shirt.  On the other hand, if you’re just a casual Gmail or Google Talk and search engine user, you probably still love “The Google”.  The The I Love Google Funny T Shirt is perfect for expressing that.

If you’re a girl, this shirt can be a great way to proclaim your computer literate-ness and scare off men who only love bimbos.  What do you think?  Would you wear the The I Love Google Funny T Shirt?

The I Love Google Funny T Shirt
Price: $19.97
We know that one day Google will probably take over the world, conform while there’s still time! Attributes – Free Returns & Exchanges- Printed and Shipped in Los Angeles, CA- High Quality Cotton – Size Chart

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At first glance, the Dikfore T-Shirt might be a little confusing.  It will definitely confuse passersby.  They’ll look at your shirt for a moment, and then the unlucky ones will ask out loud, “What’s a Dikfore?”

Say it out loud, or say it in your head, but the problem here should be pretty obvious once you think about it.  That’s the beauty of the Dikfore T-Shirt.  I’m not sure if it’s a GOOD idea to run around with a shirt like that, but it would definitely lead to some funny situations.

Dikfore T-Shirt
Price: $12.95

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Past a certain age, a lot of people start getting lazy about Halloween costumes.  I’ve been to parties where you’d see guys in plain black shirts that said things like “Costume” or “This IS my costume” or some variation…but personally, I prefer something like this Green Lantern Hal Jordan Costume T-Shirt.

Would you try to pull off the t-shirt as a costume look?  Do you think it’s a lame excuse for a costume?

Green Lantern Hal Jordan Costume T-Shirt
Price: $21.99
Made from 100% Cotton this t-shirt features a striking resemblance to the uniform (and musculature) adorned by Green Lantern of Earth Hal Jordan! Hal Jordan my friends is a Green Lantern. He is part of a trans-galactic corps that operates very much like a police or peace-keeping military body tasked with maintaining said peace in particular sectioned blocks of known space. Each member of this Green Lantern Corps. wields what’s known as a “Power Ring” enabling one to draw from the collected Willpower of all sentient beings and transfer this raw emotional state into green-colored hard-light constructs empowered and maintained by the wearer’s imagination. Yes that means if you’re one of the few selected to participate in the Green Lantern Corps. you might be capable of say…creating a giant green Pokemon and crashing it through the house of your high school Gym teacher. He was an absolute !##@# and his Grand-kids LOVE the Pokemon. Being a Green Lantern does have its….advantages.

• Funny T-Shirts for Geeks

This is a t-shirt that’s near and dear to my heart.  After I graduated college, the expected path was a lucrative financial career in consulting or investment banking, and that would have meant suits every day.  As I write this post, I’m sitting in my apartment in jeans and a t-shirt.  Why?  Because suits suck and I knew that lifestyle wasn’t right for me.

Whether you wear suits every day and long to rebel on the weekends, or you’ve shunned the corporate world in favor of a more casual job, the Suits Suck T-Shirt can help you give expression to your true feelings.  Also, if you think this t-shirt looks familiar, that’s because it probably IS familiar.  It has appeared on Entourage at least once. 

Suits Suck T-Shirt
Price: $19.95
Billy Walsh hates suits and so do we! Inspired by the HBO series Entourage. Attributes – Free Returns & Exchanges- Printed and Shipped in Los Angeles, CA- High Quality Cotton

• Funny Pop Culture T-Shirts

It’s no secret that the average American is overweight, lazy, and practically glued to the television.  That’s why the American Idle Funny T-Shirt is so funny – few things are more amusing than a well-phrased truth.

If you enjoy shirts that are likely to spark a few arguments, I say go for it – making fun of American Idol watchers never goes out of style.  Just don’t be surprised if you get punched in the face, depending on where you wear it

Large American Idle Funny T-Shirt – Royal Blue/White
Price: $19.99
This hilarious parody shirt will make a splash anywhere you rock it. American Idle t-shirt features a dude on his recliner drinking a beverage. You will never think of American Idol the same.

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If you’ve seen The Princess Bride, you’ll never forget the line, “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die.” (Okay, so that was 3 lines).  Seriously, you’ll walk around saying it, or at least thinking it, for days.

That’s precisely why the Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya T-shirt is so insane and awesome at the same time.  People who see your shirt will immediately hear Inigo Montoya’s infamous lines in their heads, and it will get stuck there all over again.  You’ll also be able to instantly figure out which of you friends has seen this not-to-be-missed classic, and which are probably too busy watching things like The Real Housewives of Who-Gives-A-You-Know-What to watch quality films.

You can get the Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya T-Shirt by clicking on the picture or link below.

Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya
Price: $19.95
“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” Inspired by the film Princess Bride. Attributes – Free Returns & Exchanges- Printed and Shipped in Los Angeles, CA

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As someone who has been through a couple of Red Rings of Death (RROD), I can definitely relate with the Achievement Unlocked: Red Ring of Death T-Shirt.  It’s incredibly sad that such an expensive product is so notoriously faulty, yet the general opinion is just that we all have to deal with it…but that’s beside the point.  Once you get over the initial frustration, irritation, and anger over the Red Ring of Death, it’s time to laugh about it. 

The Achievement Unlocked: Red Ring of Death T-Shirt is also a great way to find and commiserate with others who have had the same experience.  You can bond over things like energy drinks, the best high-speed broadband providers, and Halo techniques…when’s the last time a t-shirt helped you do that?

Achievement Unlocked: Red Ring of Death
Price: $15.99
Your Xbox 360 bricked. Three flashing red lights indicate its non-responsiveness. Also known as a general hardware failure. Also known as the Red Ring of Death. CAUSE This is by design. You really should step away from the console and get out more. RESOLUTION Have you tried turning it off and back on again? Consult the actual Microsoft Knowledge Base article for this topic. The bit you’re looking for starts off “”Submit a console repair request.”" Good luck with that. Pop quiz: what were you doing three years ago? If the answer isn’t, “”Playing Gears of War on my Xbox, “” you’re probably covered under the extended RRoD warranty. Make sure you call it that. They like it when you call it that. WORKAROUND There’s an Instructable for that. APPLIES TO: Microsoft Xbox 360 Video Game System Microsoft Xbox 360 Hard Drive (20 GB) Microsoft Xbox Keywords: kbwtf kbrrod kbxboxbroke kbxboxconsolenoworkee Provide feedback on this information: Did this information solve your problem? Yes No I don’t know Was this information relevant? Yes No What can we do to improve this information? To protect your privacy, do not include contact information in your feedback. Cause then we’d actually have to fix your problem, and that’s not part of what we do. “”Achievement Unlocked: Red Ring of Death”" is printed in a standard Achievement Unlocked dialog box with the red ring of death displayed to the left on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.

• Funny T-Shirts for Geeks

Betty White is HOT these days.  She’s been on Saturday Night Live, she appeared in a recent episode of Community, and Golden Girls episodes are making a strange comeback nearly 30 years after their original airings.  Still, I can’t help but think that someone finds Betty White a little *too* hot.

I’m pretty sure that the BILF Tshirt – Betty I’d Like to **** is one of the signs of the upcoming apocalypse.  Not that Betty isn’t a gorgeous old gal, but that’s just taking it a bit far.  Of course, there’s no doubt you’ll get laughs wearing this t-shirt.  If that’s your goal, just buy it and call it a day.

BILF Tshirt – Betty I’d Like to ****
Price: $12.95
She seems to be a born again sensation again – appearing everywhere – Our Betty White T-shirt is better then everybody’s else’s.

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