Dr. Seuss is pretty timeless, but I’ve never seen a Dr. Seuss t-shirt quite like this Cat in the Hat Blackboard shirt. I love the chalk effect they use on the Cat in the Hat drawing, especially the smudged whiskers.
The only downside I can see is that the Seuss shirt only comes in ladies’ sizes. It’s made of a great soft, distressed fabric that’s a lot more flattering than the typical unisex t-shirt.
Cat in the Hat Blackboard T-shirt: $24
Filed under:Anyone with the most basic knowledge of science can appreciate the corny joke on this t-shirt.
I think I lost an electron.
Are you positive?
*Groans* Simple, but pretty hilarious, too. You can get your own “I Think I Lost an Electron. Are You Positive?” t-shirt here. The best part is that they used super soft ring-spun cotton. It has that great thin, light feeling that you don’t get with the average Jerzees tee.
Atoms And Electrons T-Shirts
Price: $19.95
Ok physics geeks, this one’s for you. One atom says to the other, I think I lost an electron. The second atom replies, are you positive? You’ll love the super soft feel of this premium ring-spun cotton fabric. Our funny t-shirts are sure to please. Most of our tees have a slightly tapered fit; size up for more room.
I’ll admit, I was perplexed by the Vandelay Industries t-shirt at first. Why does it exist? Why is it being sold on a funny t-shirt site? So I Googled it and got my answer – it’s a Seinfeld thing. Apparently, Vandelay Industries is the name of a fake company that George created as an excuse for the folks at the unemployment office.
Basically, it’s a giant chest beacon to Seinfeld fans everywhere. If you don’t mind a few puzzled looks from non-Seinfelders, the Vandelay Industries t-shirt is perfect.
Star Wars is a timeless t-shirt theme. If you’re a guy, you will awaken childhood movie nostalgia every time you put on your Star Wars t-shirt. If you’re a girl, you get the added bonus of attracting men when you wear your t-shirt. Everyone wins.
I love this “It’s a Trap” t-shirt with Admiral Akbar’s grumpy little mug. It makes for the best kind of Star Wars t-shirt – the kind that only true fans will likely recognize as a Star Wars t-shirt. Let the others wear C3PO and R2D2…you’ll look much cooler with the cryptic “It’s a Trap” message.
Admiral Ackbar’s It’s a Trap Funny T Shirt
Price: $19.97
Admiral Ackbar really knows when… It’s a Trap!! Attributes – Free Returns & Exchanges- Printed and Shipped in Los Angeles, CA- High Quality Cotton – Size Chart
I realize that “Nom, nom,” is one of those things that sounds a heck of a lot better in your head…but I still catch myself saying it from time to time. Sometimes, it’s just the most appropriate expression – like when a cat is chowing away on some juicy wet food…or when my pet parrot buries her head in her food bowl and growls while flipping chunks everywhere…
Yes, I think that, “Nom, Nom,” is here to stay. To commemorate that fact, you can get this fantastic “Nom Nom Bunny” t-shirt. Be warned, the “Nom Nom Bunny” shirt is only made in female sizes – so unless you’re one of those guys who likes really tight t-shirts, you’re just out of luck. Not many guys wear adorable rabbit shirts anyway, though, so I’m guessing that won’t be much of an issue.
Nom Nom Bunny Tee
Price: $24.5
Nom Nom Bunny Tee
It’s only logical that the rise of the cougar would also lead to the rise of the cougar hunter. And, since it’s not always easy for those older gals to see which guys are into them (especially without their glasses!), the Cougar Hunter t-shirt serves a very important purpose.
Your Cougar Hunter t-shirt will let those lusty ladies know (in giant green letters) that you’re down for what they’re offering. It’s a necessary wardrobe piece for any hopeful young man.
COUGAR HUNTER Tshirt
Price: $14.0
Hey Ladies! ..I know I look a little young… but I’m on the hunt tonight!
I wasn’t allowed to watch Married…with Children when I was a kid. My dad said it exemplified everything that was wrong with the country, and he didn’t want us kids to have any part of it. I should point out that we were LIVING in a neighborhood of super low-income rednecks and white trash, so I saw that kind of thing on a daily basis – but I still think it was probably good that we got the message about that sort of lifestyle.
Anyway, now that I’m an adult and I can view such things with a little more perspective, I have to say…trashiness can be hilarious. Anyone who has watched more than a couple episodes of Married with Children is probably quite familiar with the “No Ma’am” shirts they often wear for meetings. Now, you can have your very own “No Ma’am” t-shirt.
Filed under:Funny isn’t always polite. That’s definitely the case with the Jesus BRB t-shirt (well, depending on who’s wearing it, anyway). I suppose if you were a devout Christian who believed strongly that Jesus would most definitely BRB, you might find it very happy and reassuring.
Still, most of us aren’t like that. Most of us would come off as disrespectful and sacrilegious in a shirt with a picture of Jesus saying, “BRB!” If that’s what you’re going for, though, it’s nice to know that someone is ready to fill the demand.
Jesus BRB funny t-shirt
Price: $19.97
Jesus was all like, “BRB” And it was good. Attributes – Free Returns & Exchanges- Printed and Shipped in Los Angeles, CA- High Quality Cotton – Size Chart
You Conan O’Brien supporters are an odd bunch. I’m not sure what the appeal is, but I DO see some appeal in secretly infiltrating your society. All I have to do is wear the Team Coco T-Shirt and do the secret handshake (a high-five) when people approach me about “our” shared allegiance.
What do I hope to accomplish by infiltrating Team Coco? Who knows. If nothing else, it should make a good story: “Hey guys…remember that one time I bought a Team Coco t-shirt to get inside their evil empire? And then I met some weird 45-year-old Conan fan who gave me a high-five and told me about his super duper secret Conan fantasies? Yeah, let’s never mention that again.”
I wouldn’t say I’m a huge Lady Gaga fan (though my parrot is). Still, this porcupine “Caught in a Bad Romance” t-shirt is pretty hysterical. It almost makes me a little sad, though, thinking of a sad little porcupine looking longingly at a balloon he can never touch…so much emotion for one t-shirt!
Anyway, this would be a great t-shirt to pair with cute jeans or even yoga pants/shorts for a trip to the gym. It would also make a great gift for the average tween/teen girl, but we adults don’t need to acknowledge that this shirt is clearly aimed at a younger demographic 
Caught In A Bad Romance Tee
Price: $24.5
Caught in a bad romance graphic t-shirt.