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So you’ve got the perfect funny t-shirt.  The perfect jeans.  And the perfect sneakers.  Still, you can’t help feeling that your ensemble needs something  more.  But what?

I’ll tell you what…it needs the Mini Cardboard Boom Box.  I’ll admit that I’m still a little undecided about whether this is the coolest thing ever or whether it’s just plain strange.  However, I think it’s one of those things that depends on who’s holding it.  It will take a little confidence to pull this off.

The Mini Cardboard Boom Box is battery-operated and it actually DOES work.  You just plug in your iPod or other mp3 player and your music will be amplified with a dash of retro style.

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The Labyrinth.  Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.  Nintendo Entertainment System.  The majority of us between 21 and 31.  What am I talking about?  Things made in the 1980s, of course.  We’re the ones who can remember some part of childhood without internet access.  Most of us owned cassette tapes and floppy disks at one time or another.  Clearly, there’s a pretty big cultural gap between us and the kids born in the mid-to-late 90s.

Now you can celebrate your 80s roots with the Made in the 80s t-shirt from SuperGoodTees.  The shirt comes in several different colors, and you can upgrade to a ringer tee or contrast tee for minimal extra charge.

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Sometimes in life, we have to be polite. We have to resist the urge to let loose with wild streams of Tourette’s-like obscenities and keep things clean for the kids/little old ladies/our bosses/court dates.  That’s where silly phrases like “Shut the Front Door” come in handy.  It’s a last-minute save for a considerably less PG-rated STFU.

The Shut the Front Door T-Shirt features a RAWR-ing dinosaur and the line “Shut the Front Door” above and below the image.  It’s a poly-cotton blend and measures 25″ long (great for lower back coverage).

Shut The Front Door Tee
Price: $24.5
Shut The Front Door Tee

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The dark side gets a bad rap.  Poor Vader was just trying to ascend to power and all those mean Jedis totally had it in for him.  What was he supposed to do? He had a vision and he was following it.

Luckily, you can show your support for the dark side with the “The Dark Side is Where it’s AT-AT t-shirt“.  Get it?  Not only is is this funny t-shirt a great way to locate other Star Wars fans in a crowd, it’s also a great way to showcase the fact that you’re evil and you don’t care who knows it.  Plus, girls love a guy who’s in touch with his dark side.

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Anyone who’s spent much time on sites like Reddit and Fark is familiar with the Philosoraptor.  That thoughtful dinosaur always makes the best points!  It kind of makes you wonder how dinosaurs disappeared, if they were all as clever as the Philosoraptor.  Then I remember they’re not extinct at all…they just evolved into modern-day birds and reptiles (though sadly, the fearsome monster dinosaurs are no longer with us).

Anyway, if you’ve ever wanted your very own Philosoraptor, all you need to do is buy the t-shirt below.  It’s stylish AND it will act as a beacon to fellow geeks when you’re out in the wild.

Flossoraptor Philosoraptor shirt
Price: $25.85
Basic Dark T-Shirt

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I’m always a fan of cheesy puns and picture-based humor. That’s why I find the Slow Jam T-Shirt to be so incredibly cute.  Instead of what we usually associate with “slow jam” (sexytime music), we get a couple slices of bread – one peanut butter, one jam – with the jam clearly falling behind the peanut butter.  Hence, slow jam.  Groan.

Unfortunately for the dudes, the Slow Jam T-Shirt only comes in sizes for us ladies (unless you’re a hipster and you like your shirts tight).  Also of note – the t-shirt is a poly-cotton blend and it’s a generous 25″ long (enough to prevent the dreaded muffin-top exposure for all but the very tallest of gals).

Slow Jam Tee
Price: $24.5
Slow Jam T-Shirt, ladies’ sizes only.

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