Archive for the “Funny 80s T-Shirts” Category

Married With Children No Ma’am Shirt

29-03-2012 admin No Comments

When I was little, my dad wouldn’t allow my sisters or I to watch Married…With Children.  He said it was a horrible excuse for television, and the absolute opposite of everything we should strive for in life.  Although I was a little mad at the time (since everyone else watched the show and I didn’t get their jokes), I’m a little glad he took that stance.  It made discovering trashy programming all the more exciting when I moved out.  Oh, and I guess it let me spend more time learning and becoming a decent human being instead of growing accustomed to the idea of growing up and eating bon-bons with a husband who sits on the couch with a hand down his pants.  I don’t know.  I still think the show is kind of funny.

Case in point – The No Ma’am t-shirt.  Or, the “National Association of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood”.  Yeah, the acronym is a bit off, that’s not just you. Anyway, Al Bundy’s No Ma’am club was a pretty epic part of 80s television (see video below), and now it’s been immortalized on a t-shirt that you can own and wear with pride. Granted, you may have to explain it to anyone under 25 or so – but that’s a great opportunity to bring them into the No Ma’am fold.  You can order a No Ma’am shirt by clicking the image below.

No Ma’am Shirt – and video below…

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Karate Kid Sweep the Leg T-Shirt

18-03-2012 admin No Comments

Everyone who grew up in the 80s (and most of the people who grew up in the early to mid-90s) remembers the Karate Kid.  It was just THAT popular.  And how could it NOT be?  You had Daniel-san, Miyagi, and that evil Cobra Kai dude who looked kind of like David Hasselhoff…

The epic “Sweep the Leg” scene is one that comes to mind for so  many of us when we’re in a tense situation with a less than honorable competitor.  In case you haven’t seen the movie…well, see the movie.  Karate Kid is awesome.  But until you CAN see it, I’ve included the memorable “Sweep the Leg” video below.

For those who want to take it a step farther and carry the “Sweep the Leg” message on their very own Sweep the Leg T-Shirt…you can do that at the link below.  Just click the t-shirt picture.

Karate Kid Shirt - Sweep The Leg
Karate Kid Shirt – Sweep The Leg
Price: $21.95
This soft Karate Kid shirt has a great worn look. What, are you going to use the Crane? Kata? Kata’s good for building up a sweat, but let’s be real here. You want to get your opponent on the ground, you Sweep the Leg. John Creese knew that; looking back, John Creese knew a lot of things. This tee comes in men’s black only.

 

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Made in the 80s Shirt

20-11-2011 admin No Comments

The Labyrinth.  Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.  Nintendo Entertainment System.  The majority of us between 21 and 31.  What am I talking about?  Things made in the 1980s, of course.  We’re the ones who can remember some part of childhood without internet access.  Most of us owned cassette tapes and floppy disks at one time or another.  Clearly, there’s a pretty big cultural gap between us and the kids born in the mid-to-late 90s.

Now you can celebrate your 80s roots with the Made in the 80s t-shirt from SuperGoodTees.  The shirt comes in several different colors, and you can upgrade to a ringer tee or contrast tee for minimal extra charge.

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Wax On Wax Off T-Shirt

04-10-2011 admin No Comments

For years, old people have been using Karate Kid to justify making kids and teens do tons of menial labor.  No kid wants to do all that work, but show them Karate Kid and make them think there’s some deeper purpose behind the work and…you might get lucky.  The Wax On Wax Off t-shirt is perfect for any Karate Kid fan (or parent who wants to make their kid think they’re Miyagi and chores will somehow do something magical for them).

The Wax on Wax Off T-Shirt is available at Clutch Tees and comes in a variety of colors and styles (including a hoodie).   My favorite part is that they let you choose whether you want it printed on a basic t-shirt or a higher end soft t-shirt fabric.

 

Wax On Wax Off T-Shirts
Wax On Wax Off T-Shirts
Price: $19.95
Daniel-san wax my freaking car while Mr. Miyagi catch fly with chopsticks. and how does this make one better at karate You’ll love the super soft feel of this premium ring-spun cotton fabric. Our funny t-shirts are sure to please. Most of our tees have a slightly tapered fit; size up for more room.

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Delorean Dashboard T-Shirt

06-05-2011 admin No Comments

It’s hard to believe that these days, there are “adults” who don’t know Back to the Future.  It’s enough to make you feel OLD.  Still, just because it’s been over 20 years since the movies came out, I’m not moving on.  These fantastic Delorean Dashboard t-Shirts are a great retro shout-out to the best time travel movies ever.

What’s cool is that the Delorean Dashboard shirts are kind of sneaky, in that only the die-hard Back to the Future fans are going catch the reference immediately.  I love shirts like that – they’re subtle.

Delorean Dashboard
Delorean Dashboard T-Shirt
Price: $20.0
Time machines aren’t toys. They should only be driven by scientists, teenagers, really old men from the future, and dogs.

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Awesome Duck Hunt Gun T-Shirt

14-03-2011 admin No Comments

I’ll admit it – I’m getting kind of old.  Not OLD old, but old enough to remember playing the NES as a kid.  Mario Brothers/Duck Hunt was my first Nintendo game, and I’ve always had a certain fondness for its pixelated awesomeness.

That’s why I love the Duck Huntin Funny Nintendo T Shirt It’s unlike a lot of video game t-shirts because it’s way more subtle.  People won’t notice you’re packing a Duck Hunt gun until you’re walking away.  Talk about leaving an impression…

Duck Huntin Funny Nintendo Funny T Shirt
Duck Huntin Funny Nintendo Funny T Shirt
Price: $19.97
Keep an NES light gun packed away in case you ever come across that laughing dog again. Attributes – Free Returns & Exchanges- Printed and Shipped in Los Angeles, CA- High Quality Cotton – Size Chart

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Married with Children No Ma’am T-Shirt

17-01-2011 admin No Comments

I wasn’t allowed to watch Married…with Children when I was a kid.  My dad said it exemplified everything that was wrong with the country, and he didn’t want us kids to have any part of it.  I should point out that we were LIVING in a neighborhood of super low-income rednecks and white trash, so I saw that kind of thing on a daily basis – but I still think it was probably good that we got the message about that sort of lifestyle.

Anyway, now that I’m an adult and I can view such things with a little more perspective, I have to say…trashiness can be hilarious.  Anyone who has watched more than a couple episodes of Married with Children is probably quite familiar with the “No Ma’am” shirts they often wear for meetings.  Now, you can have your very own “No Ma’am” t-shirt.

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Space Invaders T-Shirt

12-01-2011 admin No Comments

They just don’t make video games like they used to – like Space Invaders, Pac-Man, and Asteroids.  In fact, it’s rare in this day and age that you find a video game that virtually anyone can pick up a game and play it within 5 minutes.   Space Invaders was a fine specimen from that era, though, and it’s only fitting that it be memorialized on a t-shirt.

The Space Invaders T-Shirt is fun because people who get it will love it – and people who don’t will just be confused.  It’s also perfect for wearing out to hipster bars if you buy one that’s 3 sizes too small, pair it with a giant, ironic belt buckle, and accessorize with a cold PBR.  You know, if that’s your thing.  I would just buy the right size to begin with.

Space Invaders Video Game Funny T Shirt
Space Invaders Video Game Funny T Shirt
Price: $19.97
Ah! Space Invaders from outerspace!! But on your Chest. Attributes – Free Returns & Exchanges- Printed and Shipped in Los Angeles, CA- High Quality Cotton – Size Chart

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Cobra Kai Dojo “Sweep the Leg” T-Shirt

08-01-2011 admin No Comments

Ever watch How I Met Your Mother?  I love the episode where Barney talks about rooting AGAINST Daniel and FOR the Cobra Kai.  Who does that??  Still, we can all appreciate Sensei Kreese’s immortal advice to “Sweep the Leg”.

The Karate Kid “Sweep the Leg” t-shirt is perfect for any sentimental 80s kid or Karate Kid fan, and it comes in sizes ranging from Small to 3XL.  You can get it here at 80s Tees.

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KITT Happens: Knight Rider T-Shirt

05-01-2011 admin No Comments

I have a confession: I have an inappropriate love for Knight Rider.  I’ve seen all the episodes, multiple times.  If I had the time, I’d happily work on my own KITT replica car.  Up until now, I’ve resisted the urge to buy my very own “Don’t Hassle the Hoff” t-shirt…but I’m not so sure if I’ll be able to hold off on the “KITT Happens” t-shirt.

The only minor downside is that the Kitt Happens shirt only comes in unisex sizes.  I guess they didn’t foresee a lot of female interest in that one.  Still, it’s distressed, and those shirts are usually a little softer and suitable for either gender.

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