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It’s funny how owls have evolved into this adorable creature you see on t-shirts and baby blankets – because in reality, they’re fierce, vicious birds of prey that swoop in almost silently and rip their victims to shreds and vomit up owl pellets full of bones and other undigestible gunk.  Of course, now that I think about it, I kind of like that idea.  Every time I look at some cutesy little owl, I’m going to be thinking, “Aww, aren’t you just the cutest little flesh-eating predator…”

Anyway, this “Owl You Need is Love” T-Shirt takes the cute owl thing to a whole new level of ridiculousness.  Seriously, look at the lashes on that lady owl.  And the hearts….omgz cute.  The t-shirt is only available in women’s sizes, but seriously…how  many dudes do you know who would wear an Owl You Need is Love T-Shirt?  The ones *I* know who would be willing to wear the shirt…would probably be willing to wear it in a women’s cut.  Not hating, just stating a fact

Owl You Need Is Love Tee
Price: $19.5
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I officially adore this t-shirt.  A lot of shirts make me laugh, but only a select few make me bookmark them for further consideration and possible purchase.  The headline itself is funny enough – “Hedgehogs – Why Don’t They Just Share the Hedge?”  It takes a second to sink in, and when it finally clicks in your head, you want to groan.  Then, you see the picture of the adorable little hedgehog saying, “No,” and the total effect is a fantastic mixture of “Awww” and “Groan”.

The “Hedgehogs – Why Don’t They Just Share the Hedge” T-Shirt is available as a hoodie, or as a t-shirt in cuts for guys, girls, or kids.  It comes in a very vibrant, flattering shade of kelly green.

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I’ve only seen a few episodes of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, but I’ve enjoyed every one of them.  I’d definitely like to watch the rest when I have a little more free time on my hands.  This Kitten Mittens Shirt just reminds me why I like the show.  It’s quirky and funny, but there’s a certain simplicity to a lot of the humor that’s refreshing.

If you haven’t seen the Kitten Mittens episode of It’s Always Sunny, I’ve embedded it below for your viewing pleasure.  Whether you know the show or not, though, the idea of silencing loud kittens with Kitten Mittens is pretty hilarious.  You can get the Kitten Mittens T-Shirt here.

Kitten Mittens T-Shirt from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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Sometimes in life, we have to be polite. We have to resist the urge to let loose with wild streams of Tourette’s-like obscenities and keep things clean for the kids/little old ladies/our bosses/court dates.  That’s where silly phrases like “Shut the Front Door” come in handy.  It’s a last-minute save for a considerably less PG-rated STFU.

The Shut the Front Door T-Shirt features a RAWR-ing dinosaur and the line “Shut the Front Door” above and below the image.  It’s a poly-cotton blend and measures 25″ long (great for lower back coverage).

Shut The Front Door Tee
Price: $24.5
Shut The Front Door Tee

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I’ve always found T-Rex’s to be intensely funny.  They’re totally fierce, yet those arms are laughable (the teeth, not so much).  That’s why I giggle every time I see the T-Rex Hates Pushups T-Shirt.  I just picture a real T-Rex attempting pushups and getting stuck.  Then what?  would he use his massive T-Rex tail to help roll over and get back to a standing position?  Would he rally his T-Rex buddies around to help?  Would they laugh at him for trying to do pushups again?

You can get the T-Rex Hates Pushups T-Shirt by clicking the picture below.  Unfortunately, it’s only available in women’s sizes.

T-Rex Hates Pushups Tee
Price: $24.5
T-Rex Hates Pushups T-Shirt

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I’ve never been a fan of those “diva with attitude” t-shirts.  You know the ones – they say things like, “When Mama ain’t happy, nobody’s happy” or “Princess”.   That said, the “Save the Drama for Your Llama” t-shirt isn’t one of those shirts.  It’s cute.  It’s a twist on the usual.  I like it.

The Save The Drama for Your Llama T-Shirt is long, but not too long – at just over 25″ long.  It’s also a quality poly-cotton blend, so shrinkage shouldn’t be an issue.  But the best part?  It’s bright red – and studies have shown that men perceive the exact same women to be more attractive when wearing red.

Save The Drama Tee
Price: $19.5
Save The Drama for Your Llama Tee

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I can’t stop cracking up about this dinosaur t-shirt.  In case you can’t read the picture below, it has 2 T Rexes and one is holding his hands apart saying, “I love you this much,” while the other one says, “That’s not very much.”

Poor T Rexes…what are you supposed to do with those tiny little arms?  Anyway, the “I Love You This Much” T-Shirt is available in women’s sizes by clicking the picture below.

I Love You This Much Tee
Price: $24.5
I Love You This Much Tee

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I realize that “Nom, nom,” is one of those things that sounds a heck of a lot better in your head…but I still catch myself saying it from time to time.  Sometimes, it’s just the most appropriate expression – like when a cat is chowing away on some juicy wet food…or when my pet parrot buries her head in her food bowl and growls while flipping chunks everywhere…

Yes, I think that, “Nom, Nom,” is here to stay.  To commemorate that fact, you can get this fantastic “Nom Nom Bunny” t-shirt.  Be warned, the “Nom Nom Bunny” shirt is only made in female sizes – so unless you’re one of those guys who likes really tight t-shirts, you’re just out of luck.  Not many guys wear adorable rabbit shirts anyway, though, so I’m guessing that won’t be much of an issue.

Nom Nom Bunny Tee
Price: $24.5
Nom Nom Bunny Tee

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I wouldn’t say I’m a huge Lady Gaga fan (though my parrot is).  Still, this porcupine “Caught in a Bad Romance” t-shirt is pretty hysterical.  It almost makes me a little sad, though, thinking of a sad little porcupine looking longingly at a balloon he can never touch…so much emotion for one t-shirt!

Anyway, this would be a great t-shirt to pair with cute jeans or even yoga pants/shorts for a trip to the gym.  It would also make a great gift for the average tween/teen girl, but we adults don’t need to acknowledge that this shirt is clearly aimed at a younger demographic

Caught In A Bad Romance Tee
Price: $24.5
Caught in a bad romance graphic t-shirt.

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There are a few things that never fail to make me laugh: a clever dirty joke, the sight of a trailer park, and Snoopy laughing.  There is just something so ridiculously hilarious about the way Snoopy was illustrated when laughing that it causes me to hear his laughter in my head every time I see it.  If you’ve never watched a Snoopy cartoon and witnessed it for yourself, check out this video of Snoopy laughing (opens in a new window).  Who needs Prozac with that available for free on YouTube??

So anyway, you can imagine how delighted I was to see this LOL Snoopy T-Shirt.  Even better is that it’s 26 1/2″ long so it will help most of us avoid the dreaded short t-shirt plus low-rise jeans exposure issues.  Please note, sizing at Delia’s is more juniors than women.  You may want to order up a size.

LOL Snoopy Tee
Price: $24.5
A graphic of Snoopy laughing with the acronym “LOL” is printed at the center front of this tee.

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