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When I was in school, being good at math was most definitely not considered a good thing.  Maybe by your parents and the burned out teacher trying to get it through all those thick adolescent skulls, but that’s about it.  You certainly wouldn’t wear a t-shirt proclaiming yourself a “mathlete”.

Fast forward a few years (ok, maybe a few more than a few)…and we’re living in a time where celebrities Tweet, Steve Jobs is idolized, and Bill Gates is living out the world’s greatest Revenge of the Nerds fantasy.  It’s a good time to be a mathlete.

If you’re ready to come out of the nerd closet and wear your mathlete status with pride, you can get the Mathlete T-Shirt by clicking on the picture below.  It comes in pretty much any color, including a MUUUCH manlier navy blue, assuming you’re of the dude persuasion.

Mathlete T-Shirts
Price: $19.95
If you love math, you’ll want this shirt. I was a mathlete until I pulled my hamstring back in 10th grade picking up my bookbag. You’ll love the super soft feel of this premium ring-spun cotton fabric. Our funny t-shirts are sure to please. Most of our tees have a slightly tapered fit; size up for more room.

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Years ago when I was a kid, there was a TV show called Square One TV, and that show contained a mini-show called “Mathnet”.  Mathnet was all about solving crimes with math (sort of like a predecessor Numb3rs, but for kids).  I can still clearly remember my favorite episode, which involved a parrot and the Fibonacci sequence.

For those who never learned it, the Fibonacci sequence is a sequence of numbers that starts with 0 and 1, and the next number in the sequence is always the sum of the previous two.  So, it starts off with 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, and so on.  I love the Fibonacci: Easy as 1, 1, 2, 3 t-shirt because it’s kind of an inside joke among people nerdy enough to remember their math education.

You can get the Fibonacci Sequence T-Shirt (and a lot of other cool slogan t-shirts) at SuperGoodTees.

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If you’ve ever watched the hilarious British comedy The IT Crowd, you’re probably very familiar with the line “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”  In case you’re not familiar with it, the show focuses on 3 young people who work together in the IT department of a generic corporation in England.  Two of the guys are geeks,  forever put out by the incompetence of everyone else who tries to use a computer.  The remaining employee is a ditzy red headed woman who’s constantly getting herself in trouble.

Anyway, I love the Have You Tried Turning it Off and On Again t-shirt because it immortalizes the famous IT Crowd line (as seen below in the video).  It’s simple and not overly flashy, but absolutely hysterical to those in the know.

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I’ll  admit – I’m not the world’s biggest Mac fan.  I love my PCs.  That said, I still have major respect for the early Apple computers (IIe’s and whatnot).  I like the Mac Daddy T-Shirt because it has kind of a double meaning.  you could wear it to advertise your status as a pro-Apple dude, or as a shout-out to the early Macs that paved the way for today’s MacBooks and iPhones and iPads.  Anybody else remember days spent playing Carmen Sandiego or Lemonade Stand on an old Mac?

The Mac Daddy T-Shirt is likely to run a little bit small, so you’ll probably want to order up a size.  You can get it in men’s or women’s cuts, and all orders of 4 shirts or more include free shipping.

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It was love at first sight with the No I Will Not Fix Your Computer T-Shirt.  As a long-time geek, I’m all-too-familiar with that horrible feeling you get when you arrive home to visit family, only to be greeted with, “Oh, and while you’re here, there’s this one little thing going on with my computer…”  As every geek knows, it’s rarely a little thing, and it usually involves lots and lots of toolbars, free software installs, and opened email attachments.

The No I Will Not Fix Your Computer T-Shirt (and lots of other Geek T-Shirts) come from SuperGoodTees.  The t-shirt itself is available in several colors and styles, though I would caution you to choose a color other than white.  That Cheetos dust shows up way too well on white

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The dark side gets a bad rap.  Poor Vader was just trying to ascend to power and all those mean Jedis totally had it in for him.  What was he supposed to do? He had a vision and he was following it.

Luckily, you can show your support for the dark side with the “The Dark Side is Where it’s AT-AT t-shirt“.  Get it?  Not only is is this funny t-shirt a great way to locate other Star Wars fans in a crowd, it’s also a great way to showcase the fact that you’re evil and you don’t care who knows it.  Plus, girls love a guy who’s in touch with his dark side.

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Anyone who’s spent much time on sites like Reddit and Fark is familiar with the Philosoraptor.  That thoughtful dinosaur always makes the best points!  It kind of makes you wonder how dinosaurs disappeared, if they were all as clever as the Philosoraptor.  Then I remember they’re not extinct at all…they just evolved into modern-day birds and reptiles (though sadly, the fearsome monster dinosaurs are no longer with us).

Anyway, if you’ve ever wanted your very own Philosoraptor, all you need to do is buy the t-shirt below.  It’s stylish AND it will act as a beacon to fellow geeks when you’re out in the wild.

Flossoraptor Philosoraptor shirt
Price: $25.85
Basic Dark T-Shirt

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Pangaea….now there’s a word that takes me back to 7th grade geography.  I went to school in an extremely small town where Pangaea was taught…and then untaught.  The teacher taught us the idea that Pangaea was once a large mass of continents that spread out over billions of years, but she immediately followed up with something about the Earth being just 6000 years old (so that couldn’t possibly make sense, right?)

For those of us who believe there might be something to that whole Pangaea idea, we can express ourselves humorously with the Reunite Pangaea hoodie.  It’s cute, it’s warm, and it lets us say, “Yeah, I believe in Pangaea,” without coming right out and saying, “I think you young-Earth people are a little crazy.”  Side note: I wouldn’t propose you wear the Reunite Pangaea hoodie to the Creation Science Museum.  Just a thought.

The Reunite Pangaea Hoodie

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After spending the weekend at WonderCon, I’m still in major geek mode.  Comic books are strewn about the apartment, and I feel like drinking Mountain Dew and staying up all night.  Luckily, I do have SOME self control – and I’d like to stay in good shape so I can fit into a costume for the next event…

Anyway, after seeing all kinds of cool comic and sci-fi related t-shirts this weekend, I’ve  been looking for some that were a bit  more subtle.  So, if you’ll excuse me for one more post, I’m going to skip the funny and showcase something geeky – the Star Wars Rebel Symbol T-Shirt.  I like this t-shirt because it doesn’t necessarily tell the whole world you’re a Star Wars fan.  Most people will just see an odd symbol and move on (including a lot of less enthusiastic Star Wars fans).

Star Wars Rebel Symbol T-Shirt
Price: $19.99
Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features the symbol of the Star Wars Rebel Alliance seen adorning the uniforms and vehicles of the rebel forces as they battle the nearly unstoppable Empire taken from the hit series of Star Wars films! The Rebel Alliance has absolutely had it with the Empire and their attempt at unifying all known space through extreme duress and wanton destruction. There is no diplomacy when the Empire comes knocking on your solar system. Prepare to be…. doomed. This Rebel symbol t-shirt is for the person who has absolutely had it with the Empire taking over everything and making it…even more expensive

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Anyone with the most basic knowledge of science can appreciate the  corny joke on this t-shirt.

I think I lost an electron.

Are you positive?

*Groans*  Simple, but pretty hilarious, too.  You can get your own “I Think I Lost an Electron. Are You Positive?” t-shirt here.  The best part is that they used super soft ring-spun cotton.  It has that great thin, light feeling that you don’t get with the average Jerzees tee.

Atoms And Electrons T-Shirts
Price: $19.95
Ok physics geeks, this one’s for you. One atom says to the other, I think I lost an electron. The second atom replies, are you positive? You’ll love the super soft feel of this premium ring-spun cotton fabric. Our funny t-shirts are sure to please. Most of our tees have a slightly tapered fit; size up for more room.

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