Anyway, this “Owl You Need is Love” T-Shirt takes the cute owl thing to a whole new level of ridiculousness.  Seriously, look at the lashes on that lady owl.  And the hearts….omgz cute.  The t-shirt is only available in women’s sizes, but seriously…how  many dudes do you know who would wear an Owl You Need is Love T-Shirt?  The ones *I* know who would be willing to wear the shirt…would probably be willing to wear it in a women’s cut.  Not hating, just stating a fact

Owl You Need Is Love Tee
Price: $19.5
By Loyal Army

The cool thing is that there’s now an I Used to Be An Adventurer, Then I Took An Arrow to the Knee T-Shirt.  You can wear your nerdiness with pride, and only those who really know what’s up will have any idea why your shirt says “I used to be an adventurer, then I took an arrow to the knee.”

What’s more – I love the Angry Birds Scarface T-Shirt.  Similarly, I could see myself wearing something like this Angry Birds Scarface t-shirt, simply because it’s amusing.  If you had one, fellow Angry Birds fans would come out of the woodwork to comment on your shirt.  You’d bond.  How sweet…As sweet as a Scarface t-shirt can be, anyway.

Angry Birds Scarface T-Shirt
Price: $19.99
Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features the Angry Birds involved in a very familiar promotional graphic taken from a very well known film. Here’s a hint: “Say hello to my little friend!” Ringing any bells? Okay you’re too slow. It’s Scarface baby! DUH! Tony Montana? Played by Al Pacino in that overbearing overdone Cuban accent! Anyway what does this have to do with the Angry Birds video game? Well like Tony Montana the Birds are very destructive very aggressive and very very. ANGRY! See? And you didn’t think there was any relevance. You’re welcome!

But anyway, back to the t-shirt.  The Challah Back T-Shirt comes in half a dozen different colors (get a better look by clicking on the picture below) and a few different styles.  It would be a great gift for a Jewish friend – or a girl whose diet you hope to ruin (how can a picture of bread make me this hungry??)

Challah Back Shirt
Price: $19.95
The classic Challah Back shirt! For all you challah back girls and boys comes the challah back graphic tee. It makes a great Chanukah gift! You’ll love the super soft feel of this premium ring-spun cotton fabric. Our funny t-shirts are sure to please. Most of our tees have a slightly tapered fit; size up for more room.

In case you don’t remember it, what happened is that Billy Madison decides to call up an old school acquaintance (played beautifully by Steve Buscemi) and apologize for being a jerk so many years before.  Unbeknownst to him, the guy has been harboring a grudge for years and has him on a list of people to kill.  The apology gets his name crossed off the list (and Steve Buscemi’s creepy character ends up saving his butt later in the movie).  You can see the clip below – and you can get the Billy Madison People to Kill t-shirt here.

The best part?  When Christmas rolls around, you can pull your sexy green tuxedo tee out of mothballs, spray on a little fake pine tree scent, and strut confidently into all your usual holiday parties.  Truly, the green tuxedo t-shirt is a stylish statement for all seasons.

Tuxedo T-Shirts
Price: $19.95
Ah, the classic Tux T-Shirt. Our men’s and women’s tuxedo t-shirts are available in every color. Makes a great Halloween costume or an attention-getter for any occasion! The lapels are printed with glittering silver, for that look of sophistication and distinction. You’ll love the super soft feel of this premium ring-spun cotton fabric. Our funny t-shirts are sure to please. Most of our tees have a slightly tapered fit; size up for more room.

One of the highlights of the movie, of course, is the Shaggin Wagon.  The van is used for Lloyd ad Harry’s pet grooming business, and they later end up taking it on the road as they make their ill-fated roadtrip to Aspen.  The movie totally made me want to visit Aspen, too…until I learned that it wasn’t shot in Aspen and most of the footage is from Utah or somewhere like that.  I’m not holding it against the Shaggin Wagon, though – or the Shaggin Wagon T-Shirt.

Click on the image above if you want to get your own Shaggin Wagon t-shirt (or just see more details about it).

The fact that you can get the Luck Dragon T-Shirt in green makes it a great choice for celebrating everyone’s favorite EVERYTHING MUST BE GREEN AND LUCKY holiday.  What do you think?

Luck Dragon Shirt
Price: $22.95
True story. A friend was having a terrible week. He was kicked out of his house, his grandmother got sick, and his boss fired him in front of everyone. Then he put on a Luck Dragon t-shirt and helped Atreyu escape the web of Ygramul the Many and find a cure for the Empress. He also found a quarter on the side of the road, and it was shiny. True story. You should get a Luck Dragon shirt.

I’m a major insomniac, which is actually kind of nice because it gives you more hours in the day and lets you use them to do fantastically productive things like earn high scores on Bejeweled, watch dozens of documentaries in a month, and rudely wake people up via text message at 3 in the morning.  Of course, that’s not the first thing that comes to mind when you see this shirt – but you can let people use their imaginations.

What do you think?  Would you wear the Baby Loading t-shirt if you were expecting?